Ten Things My Kids Have Taught Me

1. A entire double roll of toilet paper can be unrolled in 2.3 seconds flat.
2. A ball doesn't have to be a ball...it can be your baby sister's _________ . (You fill in the blank with whatever you can imagine a baby girl having, and it has been turned into a ball at some point in our house.)
3. Kids don't have to be given expensive things to play with when you have dog toys in the house.
4. Dog food makes an excellent snack. (Faith thinks so anyway....yuck! We've learned to keep the laundry room door shut.)
5. Being obedient can be completely subjective. For example, if I tell Luke to put something down, he lowers it instead of laying it on the floor.
6. You don't have to go to the pool to go swimming as long as you have a garden tub...mine has jets so you can even turn it into a hot tub!
7. Who said a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down? Now there is enough sugar in a dose of medicine to make my daughter hyper for at least an hour!
8. Every drawer in a dresser can be completely unpacked in the time it takes a toddler to go to the bathroom ~ 1 minute.
9. Some things never get old...like spraying the dog with the water hose.
10. There is nothing like watching your kids love on each other. They hold hands everywhere they go.